An Ode to the Egg Tart

Anyone remember their wisdom teeth extractions?  I had a rather fun start to the week pulling one of mine, which had decided it would prefer to grow horizontally rather than vertically.  So now one side of my face is swollen to the point where it looks square.  The best bit?  I get to do this all over again at some point later in my life to remove the others.

Not that I'm ungrateful to my dentist, who politely refrained from laughing when he saw my face after the surgery.